Spoofs like Airplane!, The Naked Gun and even Scary Movie were silly but never truly dumb.

Some might argue that a movie like A Haunted House 2 is critic-proof, but just because it’s intentionally low-brow doesn’t make it enjoyable or anything resembling good. Luckily, Malcolm has been through this before and knows what to do…right? Malcolm begins watching the previous residents’ home videos, which reveal a shocking truth: the house is haunted by a demonic entity. Megan finds a creepy doll that seems to have a mind of its own. Becky becomes obsessed with an old box she finds in the house. Not even a day into their residence, however, strange events begin to happen. With nary a twinge of guilt, Malcolm moves on, and a year later, he’s moving into a suburban house with his new, white girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) and her two kids, Becky (Ashley Rickards) and Wyatt (Steele Stebbins).

Like the noble gentlemen they are, they flee the scene, leaving Kisha to rot. Picking up where A Haunted House left off, Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and his cousin Ray Ray (Affion Crockett) are driving Malcolm’s possessed girlfriend Kisha (Essence Atkins) to get help when they crash their car, killing her instantly. To those of you who boosted A Haunted House‘s opening weekend last year to a better-than-expected $18 million, you have no one but yourselves to blame for the misery that is A Haunted House 2.

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